Marriage : what do you think??

Pagi yang indah dan mendamaikan ketika saya bangun dari tidur.. Nyamannya rasa.. Tapi kedamaian itu menghilang tatkala bunyi bising kenderaan lalu lalang di sekitar Kampung Bharu.. Pagi-pagi lagi warga KL telah keluar rumah untuk mencari rezeki.. Kebisingan itu merupakan perkara biasa sebagai pelajar di sini (seperti saya), pelajar yang tinggal di Jalan Raja Muda Abdullah dengan kata lain adalah rutin yang perlu dihadapi dengan tenang dan gembira.. hehehe.... Lebih tepatnya di bandaraya Kuala Lumpur, yang memang terkenal dengan tumpuan orang..

Selepas itu, saya terus switch on 'my honey' (laptop).. Sebenarnya saya masih mencari-cari apakah yang ingin ditulis untuk blog saya sejak kebelakangan ini.. Telah beberapa hari saya cuba mengumpul idea untuk menulis, tapi tidak kunjung tiba.. Lalu file 'Tsaqafah' di my documents saya klik dan beberapa artikel saya baca.. Susah juga ye.. Lebih kurang beberapa minit, akhirnya saya jumpa apa yang ingin dicari.. Jadi, posting 'Marriage' ini adalah sekadar hiburan semata-mata.. Tiada kena mengena antara yang masih hidup ataupun yang telah meninggal dunia..

Sebenarnya saya ingin me'release'kan tension dan stress kerana mid term exam yang bakal menjelma beberapa hari sahaja lagi.. Kena baca dan ulangkaji nota serta buku (pelbagai sistem tubuh dan terapi, analisis farmaseutikal, teknologi farmaseutikal 2, aseptik teknik dan juga antiinfektif & pelbagai rawatan kemoterapi), kena bajet tekun dan rajin..hehehe..

Anyway,
to all my friends (especially pharmacy students UKM 2nd year 08/09), all the best and best of luck for the coming mid term exam!!

MARRIAGE

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you That I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about It. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, " No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ...whether you're here or not ."

(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, " When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

" Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

" Yeah?" she replies. " When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last "

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, " And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone ?"

She says, " I was in bed."

" In bed this early, doing what?"

" Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, " Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, " Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, " Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly,

The man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),

He wrote on a piece Of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Just for fun!! (^_^)